Monday, June 9, 2008
3-Minute Orgasm
Kai: Hello?
FuckMeHard69: Hi, is this Kai?
Kai: Yeah... fuckmehard69 from *****?
FuckMeHard69: Yeah. What are you wearing?
Kai: Err.. just my boxers...
FuckMeHard69: What color?
Kai: Blue... checkered. With some kid stuff printed on them.
FuckMeHard69: You like kid stuff baby?
Kai: Yeah... you?
FuckMeHard69: I like whatever's on you baby.
Kai: Hmm...
FuckMeHard69: Are you hung?
Kai: Yeah, totally.
FuckMeHard69: Nice... touch your nipples for me baby...
Kai: Don't call me baby...
FuckMeHard69: Fuck it, you're my slave.
Kai: I like that.
FuckMeHard69: Your dick is mine slave.
Kai: I ain't moving a muscle Master.
FuckMeHard69: Yeah, yeah [moans hard]
Kai: Are you hard?
FuckMeHard69: Fucking hard yeah slave.
Kai: How do I know?
{slaps hard dick onto the mouthpiece}
Kai: Nice... ahhhh....
FuckMeHard69: Like that?
Kai: Do it again Master...
{slaps dick again, this time for one full minute}
Kai: Ahhhhh....
FuckMeHard69: Are you touching yourself?
Kai: Touching? I'm almost there Master..
FuckMeHard69: Not until I suck you slave... I'm sucking you..
Kai: Yeah...
FuckMeHard69: Deepthroat...
Kai: Yeah...
FuckMeHard69: Fuck you're so big....
Kai: Ahhhhhhhhh you're doing great Master..
FuckMeHard69: Great? Fuck I'm the master! Fuck you!
Kai: No Master, let me fuck you.... turn around Master..
FuckMeHard69: Fuck me hard slave.... yeah... like that...
Kai: Ahhh... so tight! Ahhh...
FuckMeHard69: Fucking tight yeah slave!
Kai: I'm almost there...
FuckMeHard69: I'm cumming..... cumming... cumming...
Kai: Wait for me! I'm cumming... Almost.... ahhh....
FuckMeHard69: I'm Cum-- LINE WENT DEAD.
{Kai is still stroking his dick when it suddenly turned soft}
Kai: Hello?
{After 30 seconds}
FuckMeHard69: Hello?
Kai: What happened?
FuckMeHard69: I'm on Globe's 3-minute call promo. Come on, let's do it again.
Kai: Go fuck yourself.
{Line went dead}
FuckMeHard69: Hello? Hello? We still have 2 minutes....
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this was hilarious! I always wondered if people tried to use the 3-minute calls for this purpose.
ReplyDeleteon a side note, I didn't know you were slightly kinky, hehe
LOL!
ReplyDeleteSuper funy...
ReplyDelete... but don't think we've forgotten the previous story line! bitin a!
Haha! I can totally relate!
ReplyDeleteNice naman... Nadala ako doon ah!
ReplyDeleteLets adventure!
LOL! Great Story! duh - Hello Hello. haha
ReplyDeleteSex on promo...hahahaha..it's hard to beat!
ReplyDeletefunny..lol..totally hilarious!